Guess who just got certified as a fitness instructooooooor…
Soon I’m gonna get paid to work out and have everyone pay attention to me! It’s like a dream come true! I will be the BEST INSTRUCTOR.
"Everybody look at me and do what I do!"
"Remember to breathe and demand dispensers!"
The best part is like, my roommates were telling their parents that I was going to do this, and one of them said, “Bit of a narcissist, is he?”
My roommate said, “Yes, but he’s aware of it.”
//I couldn’t resist myself. This was of course inspired by this.
Huh! …Should I grow a goatee? >:3
I AM SCREAMING
So today I had a severe craving for ice cream and I went to get ice cream at the ice cream store and the ice cream lady saw my Scoot jacket and she asked if I was on the high school track team and I couldn’t really hear her so I said “Yes?” like a genius
And then she said she was on the team too so we probably competed and we talked about fastest miles and crap (she’s faster (BY JUST A TOUCH OK)) and I got my sundae and all I could think of was someone needs to tell Scout the Track Terrorizer totally works!
BUT the high school track team ladies will want to RACE you
Not so much DATE you
Adorable mod is adorable <3
Hey, great! Ummb… what’s a mod?
Uh… nnnnnoooooo… Why? Do I smell like fish?
Oh, ok. Dad, are you a vampire?